I was convinced that I had read somewhere that The Alamo, produced and directed by and starring John Wayne, was a great movie. Well… It isn’t. It is bordering the ridiculous. There is dialogue in this movie that would fill me with shame if I had written it, I’d probably even be tempted to shoot myself. No, seriously… Horrible. Corny and just plain insufferable. It’s always great when you laugh during 50% of a movie that isn’t meant to be funny (I mean, just look at the picture).
The story? Texas fighting for its independence from Mexico… A minority against a majority. A hopeless battle. You won’t shed one tear but be annoyed those gits didn’t die any earlier.
It doesn’t even deserve a proper review. Or maybe I’m just lazy. No, honestly, this was BAD.
Remember the Alamo! I will….